VW Survival
The VW has been sat on the drive on a SORN for the last few months, as there was no money to put it through the MOT, and the Road Tax and Insurance were about due too. It was not long after that every inch of its interior was given over to the storage of stuff! Stuff that could not manage to get indoors as indoors is full of stuff on top of stuff!
I managed eventually to locate the disconnected battery and the battery charger amongst the accumulated stuff! Once the battery was connected and given a brief charge, the engine did start. However if there ever was any fuel left in the tank it was on longer there. The boot of the fairlane yielded five litres of unleaded fuel.
Now all I need to do is find a way of making stuff disappear and then I will be able to drive it to the MOT test centre.